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An Unexpected Hiatus
Take time with a wounded hand, cause it likes to heal.
Tantalizing Tracks #3: “Goodbye Pork Pie Hat” by Charles Mingus
Hello again! Today I'd like to analyze Mingus' stunning "Goodbye Pork Pie Hat".https://youtu.be/sxz9eZ1AonsAnd yes, this is the nine-minute version. All the orgasmic parts go beyond five minutes.This piece is an elegy to saxophonist Lester Young, who often wore a pork pie hat. It's considered a jazz standard, and it's been covered by many artists. The … Continue reading Tantalizing Tracks #3: “Goodbye Pork Pie Hat” by Charles Mingus
Tantalizing Tracks #2: “Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun” by Claude Debussy
Welcome back to Tantalizing Tracks! Last week I debuted with a polarizing song and one of my more extreme fantasies. This week, I'm going to showcase something completely different. https://youtu.be/9_7loz-HWUM Debussy's "Prélude à l’après-midi d’un faune” is a highly influential Impressionist tone poem for orchestra. Basically, it's a ten minute piece for orchestra, and it's … Continue reading Tantalizing Tracks #2: “Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun” by Claude Debussy
Tantalizing Tracks #1: “Call Me” by the Chipmunks (on 16 Speed)
(CW: blood, needles, degradation, rough sex, CNC, choking, impact play, general kinky filth)Some might know that I'm a proud musician: I've been playing clarinet for years now.Some might know that my music taste is varied, ranging from Gregorian chants to Gershwin, Steely Dan to Steven Wilson, and just about everything in between. I'll listen to … Continue reading Tantalizing Tracks #1: “Call Me” by the Chipmunks (on 16 Speed)
Pillow Talk Racy Review
Try "Awkward Slow Dance", and that's more accurate.
Uberrime Night King Review
It's positively magical, and it's not (just) because of the aforementioned glitter.
Maia Toys Jessi Review
That's right, I just compared an $80 bullet to a $20 one.
Welcome!
Hello! Prepare for quite a few changes to the website-as well as new posts... I hope you enjoy!